I choose you. And I’ll choose you over and over, without a doubt, in a heartbeat.

The "I Licked It So It's Mine - Personalized Bifold Wallet" is a hilarious and unique gift that brings humor to everyday essentials! Designed for those who love a good gag gift, this wallet adds a playful touch while still being a stylish and functional accessory. Personalize it with a name or special message to make it even more cool and unforgettable.

A perfect gift for husbands, boyfriends, or couples, this wallet is ideal for birthdays, Thanksgiving, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, Christmas, or just because. With multiple card slots and compartments, it keeps cash and cards organized while delivering a funny and lighthearted reminder of who’s in charge! Whether used at work, while traveling, or on a night out, this funny and awesome wallet is sure to get laughs and compliments. Give the gift of humor and practicality all in one—because once it’s his, it’s his forever!

Message:

"I licked it so it's mine
I sucked it so it's mine
Congrats on being my husband you lucky bastard
I promise to always be by your side, or under you or on top of you
I love you for who you are but that cock sure is a bonus
Think of me whenever you take off your pants."

Description

• This is a customized product with a customized design.
• High-quality material - Made of premium PU leather, durable, smooth and feels dulcet to the touch. Highly anti-tear resistant, not easy to be out of shape.
  
• Best technique - Laser engraved on leather helps details crisp and it will not fade over time.
• Smart design - Structure includes 2 cash pockets, 2 clear compartments and 8 credit card slots, which can be packed with everything you need, your credit card, ID card, coins, receipts, and tickets.
• Convenient and fashionable - Compact to you hold in hand or put it in the bag. Lightweight and easy to carry and can be combined with many everyday outfits when shopping, going to parties, or vacationing.

Features

• Material: PU leather
• Printable area: 1 SIDE
  
• Form: Bi-Fold
• Size:
  - Folded: 4.7 x 3.7 inches (~ 12 x 9.5cm).
  - Open: 9.1 x 3.7 inches (~ 23 x 9.5 cm).
  

        Please allow 0.1- 0.2 inch differences due to manual measurement.

PERSONALIZATION: 

• Please complete the fields required to customize options (Name/Characteristics) and recheck carefully all the customized options.
• Text: Standard English excluding special characters, emojis to ensure the best looking.
• Characteristics: Pick one-by-one options that match your description.
• In the last step, click "Preview" to get a glimpse of the wonderful creation you’ve made ❤️.

Please be aware that the Preview may slightly different from the physical item in terms of color due to our lighting at our product photoshoot or your device’s display.